I don't know how much junk e-mail I can seriously stand! Really, it's getting beyond a joke! Sure I can delete it, but it just comes back, they watch me, they wait for me to delete their particular bit of spam and they send it again, like...right away!

And the bit at the bottom? where you can take yourself of their e-mail list? No! don't ever go there, then they know you're there! It's wrong, it shouldn't happen!

Somebody has to do something about this, like BATMAN, for e-mail, come on! An e-mail super hero, that's what we need!

Some autonomous entity that will kick spam ass! Next time you get an e-mail that asks "Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?", SpamMan, kicks it in the internet headers and replies "I'm SpamMan, tell all your friends about me".

That. My friends, Is what we need.