Ok, I just have to campaign on behalf of pears. They get such a raw deal, they can't help the fact that they contain carbohydrates!! Pears have feelings too!

Come on, why not make room in your diet for a pear? Perhaps just one a week? It'll make a difference!..make a pear feel good about itself!

If not you, then who!?
If you won't do it...
if you won't fix it...
if you won't get involved ... then who will?

Come on people! Make a difference! Eat a pear, show it you care! You know it makes sense!