The Doomed Friendship.

Cat meets dog
they had a laugh
out on the pavement
or indeed, the side walk
they partook in lively dialogue
regarding the price of fish
and the scarce availability of decent marrowbone
enjoying their companionship, until..
the local species police came along
informing the pair their friendship was improper
dog hates cat
cat hates dog
have you not seen such a cartoon?
now, move along and chase each other!
For pities sake!
stop playing with peoples expectations!
quadrupeds like you two make me sick!

The End.