Ode to the foolish moon.

Oh sweet moon
moon in the night sky
how glowing you are
how ethereal
but why are you made of cheese?
what madness is that?
will the mice not eat thy?
the rats devour your innards?
Why are you not made of a sensible material?
like rock or metal?
Or plastic! That cleans up well!
Get a life moon..sort yourself out!
Get with the program and stop this foolishness!
Shame you can't be more like the sun!

Selah.