David's Demonstrations of Delectable Dinners
Number 1)
Sunday Dinner (or, How Make The Best Use Of Your Sunday LunchTime)
You will need the following ingredients/equipment:
a pig
a cabbage
a lot of potatoes
and parsnips
stuffing mix, to make stuffing with
carrots
peas
gravy mix, to make gravy with
a carving knife
a cooker
plates
cutlery

Kill the pig. Then mix all of the above together, using the relevant equipment where necessary, cook, serve, and eat using the plates and cutlery.

If desired, you may have a "pudding" or a "dessert" after you have finished the above. Possible "puddings" include the following:
lemon meringue pie
apple crumble
rhubarb crumble
ice-cream
banana split
trifle

Feel free to add custard to any of the "puddings", in most cases you will find it a tasty addition.

After the Sunday Dinner has been eaten, you may wish to make a cup of tea and put your feet up infront of the Eastenders Omnibus. A trip to the toilet is often necessary too.

Next in the David's Delectable Dinners series: Packed Lunch